Pick up lines?


SomeBlackGuy= SBG
Me= PARIS

Act1, Scene1: ACTION!
SBG: "Did you know that out of 100 women, 90% of which masturbate while taking a shower... The other 10% just sing..."

PARIS: "(*hmm), Err, okay?"

SBG: "Do you know what the song was?"

PARIS: "Um, no.."

SBG: "Well then, you must be part of the 90%!!!!"

PARIS: "laughs awkwardly" (thinks:"Tangina baboy! Pero infairness nakakatawa ah!")



Act1, Scene2: ACTION!
SBG= "You have nice legs!"

PARIS= *becomes shy, "Oh, thanks!"

SBG= "What time do they open?" *EVILGRIN

PARIS= *walks away (thinks: "TANGINA BABOY MO! NEGRO!!")



TSKTSK!





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